FORESTBURGH – Lights, camera… desperation! NYC’s “Showbiz Spitfire” Paige Turner returns to Forestburgh on Saturday, September 26 for her 9th season with an all-new, ALL-LIVE sung cabaret that’s ready for its close-up. She’s conquered Ptown, the theater, cruise ships, food courts—and even television—but there’s one thing missing from her glittering résumé: a starring role on the silver screen.

In Drag Me to the Movies, Paige takes you on a hilarious, high-energy journey through the films she should have been cast in, proving that life is just one long audition. From iconic classics to modern blockbusters, she reimagines herself in the roles that got away… or were never offered in the first place.

Featuring show-stopping songs from Grease, Titanic, The Wizard of Oz, Mommie Dearest, Star Wars, and more, this cinematic cabaret is packed with Hollywood glamour, campy twists, and Paige’s signature wit.
"Paige Turner always sells out, so plan in advance!” said Producer, Franklin Trapp. “You’re in for a hilariously campy evening featuring all of the roles and songs you know and love. Prepare to sing along!"

Will this be her big break? Or just another fabulous near-miss? Either way—grab your popcorn, click those heels, and remember… there’s no place like Forestburgh!

Tickets are on sale now and going fast! Don’t miss your chance to witness the Carol Burnett of the drag world!
For tickets and more information, visit www.fbplayhouse.org/ or call 845-794-1194.